To the left of my computer reads a cheerful sign, “WAG MORE. BARK LESS.”
I make decisions whether I want to look at when I am doing my work at my desk. I can’t change the font on my post because I haven’t paid for the upgrade, but if I did, you would see that BARK LESS is in a lower font. If my pup Allie (RIP) she probably would have had to have a shocker collar for barking. Did you know that a device is out for that? I know because my son purchased one for his pup, because she is so exuberant at the door with friendly barking and leaping. Some days I feel like I’m a friendly barker and some days not.
Yuck, another day of progress monitoring. WAG MORE. BARK LESS.
Another snow day, another day to make up at the end of the year. WAG MORE. BARK LESS.
More snow, yeah rah! WAG MORE. BARK LESS.
You didn’t read your book, again???? WAG MORE. BARK LESS.
My computer is spinning, I figured out the reason, big Daddy computer takes all the juice. WAG MORE. BARK LESS.
Dave is blowing the whole cul-de-sac…food is on the table. WAG MORE. BARK LESS.
You don’t like to read or write? Inside- why did you choose teaching? WAG MORE. BARK LESS.
More math CCSS and not a mention of reading? WAG MORE. BARK LESS.
I need to proctor again? WAG MORE. BARK LESS.
You need help with dolch words with the lowest student, yes I’d love to help. WAG MORE. BARK LESS.
We all have our things, but personally I’d rather turn that bark into hysterical laughter.
PS I prefer that over a shocker collar. xo